What do you call a man
| Fishing jokes
What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head? Ray!
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A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about
| Sport jokes
A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, "Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!" The golfer, annoyed, says, "What is it?" "It's a special golf ball," says the salesman. "You can never los
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What's a rabbits' favorite TV show?
| Rabbit jokes
What's a rabbits' favorite TV show? Hoppy Days.
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What do cats read in the morning ?
| Cat jokes
What do cats read in the morning ? Mewspapers !
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There is a story about a monastery in Europe
| Religious jokes
There is a story about a monastery in Europe perched high on a cliff several hundred feet in the air. The only way to reach the monastery was to be suspended in a basket which was pulled to the top by several monks who pulled and tugged with all their strength. Obviously the ride up the steep c
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What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ? His bark was much worse than it’s bite !