Why is Congress like a cold?
| Political jokes
Why is Congress like a cold? Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).
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What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?
| Christmas jokes
What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !
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When is the best time to go shopping?
| Time jokes
When is the best time to go shopping? When the stores are open.
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What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two
| Cow jokes
What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns? A bull pull!
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Have you ever imagined a world with no
| Answer me this jokes
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
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YO MAMAS SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID “WHAT YAR DOING ” SHE SAID “MOVING” !!!