Down at the
| Parent jokes
Down at the office Bostwick boasted to one of his buddies, "My son Arthur is smarter even than Abraham Lincoln. Arthur could recite the Gettysburg Address when he was ten years old. Lincoln didn't say it till he was fifty!"
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Seriously, when the crooked
| Burger jokes
Seriously, when the crooked hamburger took it on the 1am, where did it go? Heidelburg-er, Germany!
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On a drive in the country, a city slicker
| Farmer jokes
On a drive in the country, a city slicker noticed a farmer lifting a pig up to an apple tree and holding the pig there as it ate one apple after another. "Maybe I don't know what I'm talking about," said the city slicker, "but if you just shook the tree so the apples fell to the ground, woul
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What happened to the skunk who failed
| Various animal jokes
What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson? He stank to the bottom of the pool!
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My Aunt Maud had so many candles
| Food jokes
My Aunt Maud had so many candles on her last birthday cake that all her party guests got sunburnt !
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Dentist to parsimonious patient “No, we give no discount for empty spaces when cleaning and polishing teeth Mrs. Borde!”