What’s your dad getting for Christmas?

Q. What did the cannibal's wife give her

| Cannibal jokes

Q. What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner? A. The cold shoulder.

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Q: How do you confuse a

| Blonde jokes

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.

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What are crisp, like milk and go

| Mouse jokes

What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them ? Mice Krispies !

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Why was the struggling mange

| Sport jokes

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat? To see if there was any more money in the kitty!

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Yo

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

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What’s your dad getting for Christmas? Bald and fat.