What's big and grey and lives in
| Elephant jokes
What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ? The Loch Ness Elephant !
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Frankenstein was sitting in his cell when
| Monster jokes
Frankenstein was sitting in his cell when suddenly through the wall came the ghost of his monster, with a rope round his neck. Frankenstein said, "Monster, monster, what are you doing here?" The monster said, "Well, boss, they hanged me this morning so now I've come to meet my maker."
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How did the blonde
| Blonde jokes
How did the blonde burn her nose? Bobbing for french fries.
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Why is a dog like a baseball player?
| Dog jokes
Why is a dog like a baseball player? He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
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Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming
| Yo momma jokes
Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
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What do you do if your computer hums? Tell it to change its socsks!