Category: Weather jokes

If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet? Because it wasn’t raining.

A city boy was on his first camping trip. He was eating his lunch under a tree when an old-timer came along. ‘It smells like rain,’ he said to the boy. The city boy replied, ‘They said it was lemonade.

How did you find the weather at camp? It was easy. I just went outside – and there it was!

How do sheep keep warm in winter ? Central bleating !

What did Santa Claus’s wife say during a thunderstorm? ‘Come and look at the rain, dear.

‘You never get anything right,’ complained the teacher. ‘What kind of job do you think you’ll get when you leave school ?’ ‘Well, I want to be the weather girl on TV.

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ? Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

You’re hiking around on Hampsted Heath (a park near London) at the end of a long sunny day. You run across (separately) the ghosts of Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Baden Powell, and Sir Edmund Hillary, who all give you directions to the nearest tube stop. Whom don’t you believe? Your story teller, for there is no such thing as a completely sunny day in England.