When doesn’t a telephone work underwater? When it’s wringing wet!
Category: Telephone jokes
What do you get if you cross a pig and a
What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ? A lot of crackling on the line !
What do you get if you cross a telephone
What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ? A wedding ring !
What do you call a telephone call from
What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another ? A parson to parson call !
How did the telephones get married ?
How did the telephones get married ? In a double ring ceremony !
How do Iranians speak on the
How do Iranians speak on the telephone? Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).
Who invented the telephone?
Who invented the telephone? The Phoenicians (phone-itions).
Why did the girl who worked for the
Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time? Because she was an operetta (operator).
What kind of phone makes music?
What kind of phone makes music? A saxophone.
If you cross a telephone and a pair of
If you cross a telephone and a pair of scissors, what do you get? Snippy answers.