Category: Teeth jokes

What comes out at night and goes Munch, munch, ouch! A vampire with a rotten tooth.

Your teeth are like the stars, he said, As he pressed her hand, so white. He spoke the truth, for, like the stars, Her teeth came out at night!

What sort of an act do you do? I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else? Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.

Patient: Tell me honestly, how am I? Dentist: Your teeth are fine, but your gums will have to come out.

What’s the best thing to put into a pizza? Your teeth.

Why do you forget a tooth, as soon as the dentist pulls it out? Because it goes right out of your head.

What did one tooth say to the other? Get your cap on, the dentist is taking us out tonight.

What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out? He ate the dentist.

Why didn’t the monster use toothpaste? Because he said his teeth weren’t loose.

A man coughed violently, and his false teeth shot across the room and smashed against the wall. “Oh, dear,” he said, “whatever shall I do? I can’t afford a new set.” “Don’t worry,” said his friend. “I’ll get a pair from my brother for you.” The next day the friend came back with the teeth, which fitted perfectly. “This is wonderful,” said the man. “Your brother must be a very good dentist.” “Oh, he’s not a dentist,” replied the friend, “he’s an undertaker.”