A psychiatrist visited a
| Marriage jokes
A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?" He got the following reply. "Well, it all started when I got married and I guess I should never have done it. I married a widow with a grown daughter who
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How did the dog warn its master that a
| Gorilla jokes
How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching? He barked g-r-r-r-illa!
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What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed
| Bicycle jokes
What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him? Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.
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Q: When a 16-inch
| Music jokes
Q: When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building, which one hits the pavement first? A: Who cares!
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A guy took his blonde
| Blonde jokes
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time. After the game he asked his girlfriend how she liked the game. "Oh, I really liked it," she said, "but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents." "What on earth do you mean???" "Well
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Why didn’t the monster use toothpaste? Because he said his teeth weren’t loose.