What part of a football pitch smells nicest? The scenter spot!
Category: Sport jokes
Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight.
Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet? Player: I finished it in three days!
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Where do old bowling balls end up? In the gutter!
Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million.
Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million. I call him our wonder player Fan: Why’s that? Manager: Everytime he plays I wonder why I bothered to buy him!
Why should you be
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats? They might be cheetahs!
Why was the struggling mange
Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat? To see if there was any more money in the kitty!
A manager was being interviewed after he had
A manager was being interviewed after he had resigned from a football club? “Were the crowd not behind you” asked the reporter “They were right behind me all right”, said the manager, “But I managed to shake them off at the station!”
Where do football directors go when they are fed
Where do football directors go when they are fed up? The bored room!
Why were the two managers sitting around
Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game? It was a cup draw!
Why did the chicken get sent off?
Why did the chicken get sent off? For persistent fowl play!