Two, old drunks in a bar. The first one says,
| Dirty jokes
Two, old drunks in a bar. The first one says, "Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn't bend it with either of my hands. By the time I was 40, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard. "By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 20 degrees, no problem. I'm gonna b
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An eighty
| Old age jokes
An eighty year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to make sure nothing was wrong with them. When they arrived at the doctor's office, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory. After checking the
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Doctor, Doctor! my sister thinks
| Brother and sister jokes
Doctor, Doctor! my sister thinks she's an elevator. Tell her to come in. I can't. She doesn't stop at this floor.
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What happens when a hen eats gunpowder ?
| Bird jokes
What happens when a hen eats gunpowder ? She lays hand gren-eggs !
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Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million. I call him our wonder player Fan: Why’s that? Manager: Everytime he plays I wonder why I bothered to buy him!