Why did the goal post get angry? Because the bar was rattled!
Category: Sport jokes
Why are football grounds odd?
Why are football grounds odd? Because you can sit in the stands but can’t stand in the sits!
What did the footballer say when he accidentally
What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game? Sorry, it was a freak hic!
Manager: Twenty
Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom? Captain: Well, it could have been worse. Manager: How? Captain: There could have been more teams in the league!
Manager: I’ll give you fifty pounds a week to
Manager: I’ll give you fifty pounds a week to start with and a hundred pounds a week in a year’s time? Young player: OK, I’ll come back in a year’s time!
Which England player keeps up the fuel
Which England player keeps up the fuel supply? Paul gas coin!
What did they call Dracula when he won the
What did they call Dracula when he won the league? The champire!
Why didn’t the dog want to play football?
Why didn’t the dog want to play football? It was a boxer!
How did the footbal pitch end up as
How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle? Somebody took a corner!
What’s the chilliest ground in the
What’s the chilliest ground in the premiership? Cold Trafford!