Q: How do you know when a liberal is really dead? A: His heart stops bleeding.
Category: Political jokes
Q: How does Al Gore spell potato?
Q: How does Al Gore spell potato? A: T-A-T-E-R.
Q: What is the basement where White House
Q: What is the basement where White House staffers work called? A: The whine cellar.
Q: How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of
Q: How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents? A: He’s the stiff one.
Q: What were the three toughest years in Al
Q: What were the three toughest years in Al Gore’s life? A: Grade six.
Q: If Rodham gets health care, Bentsen gets
Q: If Rodham gets health care, Bentsen gets treasury, and Aspin gets defense, what does Gore get? A: Coffee.
Q: You know what the
Q: You know what the problem with political jokes is, don’t you? A: They get elected.
The major difference between death and taxes
The major difference between death and taxes is that Congress can’t make death any worse than it is.
Q: Why are there
Q: Why are there more jokes about Waco than Jonestown? A: The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.
Q: What do a Wendy’s
Q: What do a Wendy’s Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common? A: They were both cooked by a guy named “Dave”.