Category: Pig jokes

MOTHER PIG: What did you learn in school today? FIRST PIGLET: Oink! Oink! SECOND PIGLET: Oink! Oink! THIRD PIGLET: Woof! Woof! MOTHER PIG: What? THIRD PIGLET: I’m taking a foreign language.

Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead. It’s called a garbage compactor.

Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead. It’s called a garbage compactor.

Is lunch the favorite subject of piglets? No, it’s theatre. They love to ham It up and hog all the attention.

Is it true the pigs went over Niagara Falls in a barrel? No, that story’s just a lot of hogwash.

If you drop this book in a pig pen, what should you do? Take the words out of their mouths.

If an elephant is the symbol of the Republican Party and a donkey is the symbol of the Democratic Party, what is a pig the symbol of? Any party where there’s lots of food.