What brings the monster’s babies? The Frankenstork.
Category: Monster jokes
What’s a monsters favorite play?
What’s a monsters favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet
What monster flies his kite in a rain
What monster flies his kite in a rain storm? Benjamin Frankenstein
What’s pink and gray and wrinkly and old and
What’s pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster? – Grandma monster
Why are monsters huge and hairy and
Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?- Because if they were small and round and smooth they’d be M&M’s
What kind of monster is safe
What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?- A wash and wear wolf
Frankenstein: Help, I’ve got a short circuit!
Frankenstein: Help, I’ve got a short circuit! Igor: Don’t worry, I’ll lengthen it.
What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps
What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ? Flatman and Ribbon !
What did Dr Frankenstein get when he put his
What did Dr Frankenstein get when he put his goldfish’s brain in the body of his dog? I don’t know, but it is great at chasing submarines.
What did one of Frankenstein’s ears say to
What did one of Frankenstein’s ears say to the other? I didn’t know we lived on the same block.