What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps

Two elderly Southern women are

| Dirty jokes

Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about old times. One says to the other, "Darling, do you remember the minuet?" The other replies, "Sweetheart, I can't even remember the ones I screwed!"

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What is the most religious insect

| Insect jokes

What is the most religious insect ? A mosque-ito !

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Q: Why did the bank drive-up window teller

| Business jokes

Q: Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

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Did you hear about the rich rabbit?

| Rabbit jokes

Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!

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How do you scare a man?

| Men jokes

How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

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What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ? Flatman and Ribbon !