Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had? Because they were a nuisance (new cents).
Category: Money jokes
Why isn’t a dime worth as much today as it
Why isn’t a dime worth as much today as it used to be? Because the dimes (times) have changed.
Why is the moon like a dollar?
Why is the moon like a dollar? It has four quarters.
Why are diapers like $10 bills?
Why are diapers like $10 bills? Because you have to change them.
Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A
Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A Millionaire? Sure. Here you are. Thanks – but half the pages are missing. What’s the matter? Isn’t half a million enough for you?
What kind of money do monsters use?
What kind of money do monsters use? Weirdo (weird dough).
How can you double your money?
How can you double your money? Look at it in a mirror.
A couple was having a discussion about what
A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon. Trying to assert himself rite off the bat, he exploded, “If it weren’t for my money, we wouldn’t be here at all!” The wife replied, “My dear, if it weren’t for your money, not only would we not be in Florida, we wouldn’t on a honeymoon, nor would there be any “we” in the first place.”
Where can you always find money?
Where can you always find money? In the dictionary.
A little boy
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to the Lord, USA, they decided to send it to President Clinton. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill, as this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5.00, and sat down to write a thank-you note to the Lord. It said: Dear Lord, Thank you very much for sending me the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington, DC and as usual, those jerks deducted $95.