Where does a cow stop to drink?
| Cow jokes
Where does a cow stop to drink? The milky way!
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What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists
| Cow jokes
What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office? An encownter group.
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Where do Danish cows come from?
| Cow jokes
Where do Danish cows come from? Cowpenhagenf
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What is a flea's favourite book ?
| Insect jokes
What is a flea's favourite book ? The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy !
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A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to the Lord, USA, they decided to send it to President Clinton. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill, as this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5.00, and sat down to write a thank-you note to the Lord. It said: Dear Lord, Thank you very much for sending me the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington, DC and as usual, those jerks deducted $95.