Why is the moon like a dollar?

What did the astronaut see on his

| Space jokes

What did the astronaut see on his skillet? Unidentified frying (flying) objects.

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A woman reported

| Humor jokes

A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked at the guy's photograph, questioned her, and then asked if she wanted to give her husband any message if they found him. "Yes, please" she replied. "Tell him Mother didn't come after all."

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Q: What's the difference between Hillary

| Clinton jokes

Q: What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and a pit bull? A: The pit bull doesn't carry a briefcase.

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I guess I didnt get my birthday wish.

| Birthday jokes

I guess I didnt get my birthday wish. "How do you know?" "You're still here!"

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Why did the cowboy get a hot seat?

| Cowboy jokes

Why did the cowboy get a hot seat? Because he rode the range.

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Why is the moon like a dollar? It has four quarters.