Which fly makes films ? Stephen Speilbug !
Category: Insect jokes
Why did the firefly keep stealing things
Why did the firefly keep stealing things ? What goes “snap, crackle and pop” ? A firefly with a short circuit !
How to fleas
How to fleas travel ? Itch hiking !
What is the difference between a flea bitten
What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ? Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !
What insect runs away from everything ?
What insect runs away from everything ? A flee !
What is the most faithful
What is the most faithful insect ? A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them !
What is a flea’s favourite book ?
What is a flea’s favourite book ? The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy !
What did one flea say
What did one flea say to the other after a night out ? Shall we walk home or take a dog ?