Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing

A group of senior

| Old age jokes

A group of senior citizens were exchanging notes about their ailments. "My arm is so weak I can hardly hold this coffee cup." "Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I can't see to pour the coffee." "I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck." "My blood pressure pills make my diz

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What do you find in a zombie's veins?

| Dead and dying jokes

What do you find in a zombie's veins? Dead blood corpuscles.

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'I can't find my dollar bill,' Jane

| Money jokes

'I can't find my dollar bill,' Jane sobbed. 'Don't worry,' her Counselor said. 'A dollar doesn't go very far today.

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There were three explorers, hiking through what

| Ethnic jokes

There were three explorers, hiking through what is now known as Canada. "You know," said one of the explorers, "we should name this place we're hiking through." "I know," said the second explorer. "We'll each pick a letter and then make a name out of that." "Okay," said the third, "I'll go fir

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Where do trees keep their money?

| Money jokes

Where do trees keep their money? In branch banks.

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Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?” Jesus says, “Just hanging around.”