Category: Horse jokes

What did the wife say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down car? Stop beating a dead hearse!

What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek? I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water? Jockey and Jill!

How much money did the bronco have? Only a buck!

How do you make a small fortune out of horses? Start off with a large fortune!

How do you lead a horse to water? With lots of carrots.

How do you hire a horse? Put a brick under each hoof!

How do you go about hiring a horse? Try two pairs of stilts!

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites? They take a gallop poll!

How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable? He tried to stirrup some interest!