Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to
| Computer jokes
Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1.99904274017, but that's close enough for non-technical people.
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Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?
| Ghost jokes
Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship? The skeleton crew.
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What are the cleverest bees ?
| Insect jokes
What are the cleverest bees ? Spelling bees !
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Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing
| Marriage jokes
Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to the other, boy was my wife mad at me last night! She went on and on and wouldn't stop! The other Buddy says when my wife goes off on me I just don't listen. How do you do that? Says the other. It's easy! I turn off the light
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When is the best time to go shopping?
| Time jokes
When is the best time to go shopping? When the stores are open.
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What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek? I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!