Where would you take a ghost for lunch? Pizza Haunt!
Category: Ghost jokes
This girl wanted to marry a ghost. I can’t
This girl wanted to marry a ghost. I can’t think what possessed her.
Q: What directions did the
Q: What directions did the ghost give the goblin? A: “Make a fright turn at the corner.”
Q: How do ghosts fly from
Q: How do ghosts fly from one place to another? A: By scareplane.
One night, after closing time a
One night, after closing time a barman is sitting at his bar minding his own buisiness, when a spectral hound floats in through the door. The barman, being an exceptionally cool kind of guy, asks “yeah, what do you want?”. The phantom hound explains, in a haunting voice “I’ve lost my tail…… and cannot rest until a kindly barman stitches it back-on”. At this request the barman stands back astonished and says to the phantom dog….. “Sorry, but we don’t re-tail spirits at this time of night”.
Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for
Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
Why were the ghosts wet and tired?
Why were the ghosts wet and tired? They had just dread-ged the lake.
Which day of the week do ghosts like best?
Which day of the week do ghosts like best? Moandays.
What sort of violin does a
What sort of violin does a ghost play? A dreadivarius.
Why don’t ghosts make good magicians.
Why don’t ghosts make good magicians. You can see right through their tricks.