What sort of violin does a

St. Peter and Satan

| Sport jokes

St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral grounds between a select team from the heavenly host and his own hand-picked boys. "Very well," said the gatekeeper of Heaven. "But you realize, I hope, that we've got all the

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Doctor, Doctor I'm a burglar

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor I'm a burglar ! Have you taken anything for it ?

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A bus stops and this old lady gets off and

| Dirty jokes

A bus stops and this old lady gets off and complains to the driver: I was sexually harassed, and the driver thinks nothing of it; the bus comes to another stop and another old lady gets off and complains to the driver: I was sexually harassed and the driver thinks nothing of it, then the bus com

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How many nurses does

| Doctor and nurse jokes

How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb? None - They just have a nursing assistant do it.

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What do you do with old cannon balls

| Elephant jokes

What do you do with old cannon balls ? Give them to elephants to use as marbles !

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What sort of violin does a ghost play? A dreadivarius.