What is the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car? They fasten their sheet (seat) belts.
Category: Ghost jokes
What European capital has the most ghosts?
What European capital has the most ghosts? Boodapest!
Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari?
Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari? He was a big-game haunter!
What Central American country has the
What Central American country has the most spooks? Ghosta Rica!
Why is a ghost like an empty house?
Why is a ghost like an empty house? Because there’s no body there!
How did the bootician style the ghost’s hair?
How did the bootician style the ghost’s hair? With a scare dryer!
What did the little ghost eat for lunch?
What did the little ghost eat for lunch? A booloney sandwich!
What do you call a
What do you call a ghost at midnight? A sheet in the dark!
Student l: “Did
Student l: “Did you know that ghosts are protected by the Constitution?” Student 2: “They are?” Student 1: “Sure. It’s in the Bill of Frights!”
Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?
Why are haunted houses so noisy in April? That’s when the ghosts do their spring screaming!