Why is a ghost like an empty house?

Teacher: If you have five

| School jokes

Teacher: If you have five haystacks in one corner, five in another and two in another, how many would you have ? Pupil: One big haystack !

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There was once a

| Computer jokes

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in

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What's the definition of an

| Accountant jokes

What's the definition of an accountant? Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

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Why was Easter the aardvark's

| Aardvark jokes

Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday? Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

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An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are

| Ethnic jokes

An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are wandering through the desert, hungry and hallucinating, when they come upon a rotting, dead camel. "Well," said the Englishman, "I support the Liverpool football club, so I'll eat the liver." "I support the Hearts club," said the Scotsman, "so I'll

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Why is a ghost like an empty house? Because there’s no body there!