Why did the ghost work at Scotland Yard? He was the Chief In-Spectre.
Category: Ghost jokes
Why did the ghost go to the funfair.
Why did the ghost go to the funfair. He wanted to go on the rollerghoster.
What do you call a ghost that stays out all
What do you call a ghost that stays out all night? Afresh air freak.
What did the papa ghost say
What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost. Fasten your sheet belt.
How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a
How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living? By appearing in television spooktaculars.
What’s the first thing ghosts do when they get
What’s the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?- They boo-kle their seatbelts
Where do baby ghosts go during the
Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare centers
What did the little ghost give his mom for
What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother’s Day? A booquet of flowers.
What do you call a ghost in a torn
What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet? A holy terror.
When do ghosts usually appear?
When do ghosts usually appear? Just before someone screams.