What’s red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket? Coloured scrambled eggs
Category: Easter jokes
What is the Easter Bunny’s
What is the Easter Bunny’s favourite sport? Basket-ball, of course!
How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O’Neal?
How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O’Neal? They’re both famous for stuffing baskets!
Did you hear about the lady whose house was
Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs? She had to call an eggs-terminator!
How did the soggy
How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? With a hare dryer!
Where did the Easter Bunny go to college?
Where did the Easter Bunny go to college? Johns Hopkins!
Why was the monster sitting in his Easter
Why was the monster sitting in his Easter basket? He was trying to hatch his peanut butter eggs!
What would you get if you crossed the Easter
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general? Napoleon Bunnyparte!
Why do we paint
Why do we paint Easter eggs? Because it’s easier than trying to wallpaper them!
What is the Easter Bunny’s favourite state
What is the Easter Bunny’s favourite state capital? Albunny, New York!