Category: Dog jokes

Q: Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog? – A: So that they didn’t have to bend down to pet it.

Q: When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house? – A: When the door is open.

Q: Why is a dog’s nose in the middle of it’s face? – A: Because it’s the scenter.

Q: Why did the dog cross the road? – A: Because it was the chickens day off.

Q: How do you get a dog to stop barking in the back seat of a car? – A: Put him in the front seat.

Q: What has got four legs and an arm? – A: A Rottweiler in a playground.

Q: How did bulldogs get such flat noses? – A: From chasing cars.

Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? – A: Because you can’t bury them in the sky!

Q: When’s the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk? – A: Anytime he wants to go.

Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervously knocked on his blind date’s door. She opened it and was as beautiful and charming as everyone had said. “I’ll be ready in a few minutes,” she said. “Why don’t you play with Rollo while you’re waiting? He does wonderful tricks. He rolls over, shakes hands, sits up, and if you make a hoop with your arms, he’ll jump through.” The dog followed Paul onto the balcony and started rolling over. Paul made a hoop with his arms and Rollo jumped through — and over the balcony railing. Just then Paul’s date walked out. “Isn’t Rollo the cutest, happiest dog you’ve ever seen?” “To tell the the truth,” he replied, “he seemed a little depressed to me.”