When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ? When the door is open !
Category: Dog jokes
What is the difference between Father Christmas
What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ? Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!
Where do Eskimos train
Where do Eskimos train their dogs ? In the mush room !
Why did the dog wear white sneakers ?
Why did the dog wear white sneakers ? Because his boots were at the menders !
What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde
What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde ? A jet setter !
What happened when the dog went to the flea circus
What happened when the dog went to the flea circus ? He stole the show !
Why do dogs bury bones in
Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ? Because you can’t bury them in trees !
What happened to the
What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ? His bark was much worse than it’s bite !
Why do dogs wag their
Why do dogs wag their tails ? “Because no one else will do it for them !”
What did the angry man sing
What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ? “I must throw that doggie out the window !”!