When is the

What do actuaries do to liven up

| Accountant jokes

What do actuaries do to liven up their office party? Invite an accountant.

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If you drop this book in a pig

| Pig jokes

If you drop this book in a pig pen, what should you do? Take the words out of their mouths.

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Did you hear about the cannibal family who

| Cannibal jokes

Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting.

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Who robs banks and squirts ink?

| Various animal jokes

Who robs banks and squirts ink? Billy the Squid.

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What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers

| Baby jokes

What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ? Infantry !

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When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ? When the door is open !