What do actuaries do to liven up
| Accountant jokes
What do actuaries do to liven up their office party? Invite an accountant.
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If you drop this book in a pig
| Pig jokes
If you drop this book in a pig pen, what should you do? Take the words out of their mouths.
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Did you hear about the cannibal family who
| Cannibal jokes
Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting.
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Who robs banks and squirts ink?
| Various animal jokes
Who robs banks and squirts ink? Billy the Squid.
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What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers
| Baby jokes
What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ? Infantry !
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When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ? When the door is open !