Open wider. requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. “Good God !” he said startled. “You’ve got the biggest cavity I’ve ever seen – the biggest cavity I’ve ever seen.” “OK Doc !” replied the patient. “I’m scared enough without you saying something like that twice.” “I didn’t !” said the dentist. “That was the echo.”
Category: Dentist jokes
Anyone know the six most frightening words in
Anyone know the six most frightening words in the world ??? “The Dentist will see you now.”
What did the tooth say to the departing
What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?…Fill me in when you get back
Why didn’t the dentist ask his secretary
Why didn’t the dentist ask his secretary out?…He was already taking out a tooth’
Where does the dentist get his gas?…At the
Where does the dentist get his gas?…At the filling station
What was the dentist doing in
What was the dentist doing in Panama?…Looking for the Root Canal
What did the dentist see at the
What did the dentist see at the North Pole?…A molar bear
What does a dentist do on a
What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?…He braces himself
What game did the dentist play
What game did the dentist play when she was a child?…Caps and robbers
Did you hear about the dentist who planted a
Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?… A month later he was picking his teeth