I’ve just discovered a method for making wool out of milk! But doesn’t that make the cow feel a little sheepish?
Category: Cow jokes
Is there big money in the cattle business?
Is there big money in the cattle business? So I’ve herd!
In what state will you find the most cows?
In what state will you find the most cows? Moo York!
If you make a cow angry, how will she get even?
If you make a cow angry, how will she get even? She’ll cream you!
If you had a gun and you were being chased by a
If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first? The mountain lion. You can always shoot the bull!
If you crossed two cows with a flock of ducks,
If you crossed two cows with a flock of ducks, what would you get? Milk and quackers!
If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what
If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? “Beeflt!”
If you crossed a cow
If you crossed a cow with a goat, what would you get? Half and half!
I hear you take milk baths.
I hear you take milk baths. That’s right. Why? I can’t find a cow tall enough for a shower!
I can’t decide whether to buy a
I can’t decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm. Well, wouldn’t you look silly riding a cow? I’d look a darn sight sillier trying to milk a bicycle!