What are ants called when they run away very
| Insect jokes
What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married? Ant-elopers.
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How can you avoid falling hair?
| Hair and bald jokes
How can you avoid falling hair? Get out of the way.
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Why was George Washington buried at
| Dead and dying jokes
Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon ? Because he was dead !
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What did the metric alien say ?
| Space jokes
What did the metric alien say ? Take me to your litre !
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The assistant asked the blonde if she would
| Blonde jokes
The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"
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If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? “Beeflt!”