Q: What famouse Arkansas State Supreme Court decision is Hilary Clinton famous for? A: If you divorce your wife in Arkansas, is she still your cousin?
Category: Clinton jokes
Q: Bill, Hillary, and Al are in a boat. The
Q: Bill, Hillary, and Al are in a boat. The boat sinks. Who is saved? A: The United States of America.
Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked
Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician? A: Chelsea.
Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site
Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin? A: So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the war.
Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton
Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter? A: Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to break his promises.
Q: What’s the best place to photograph
Q: What’s the best place to photograph Clinton Administration officials? A: A police lineup.
Q: What Biblical and Renaissance characters
Q: What Biblical and Renaissance characters does Hillary most resemble? A: Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia.
Q: What kind of jewelry does Hillary look best
Q: What kind of jewelry does Hillary look best in? A: Handcuffs.
Q: What kind of neckwear
Q: What kind of neckwear does Hillary Clinton look best in? A: A noose.
Q: What’s the difference
Q: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and Joseph Stalin? A: Some of Stalin’s subjects admired him.