Two blondes rented a fishing boat, and were
| Fishing jokes
Two blondes rented a fishing boat, and were having a great day catching fish. The first blonde said "This is such a great spot, we need to mark it so we can come back." The second blonde proceeded to put a mark on the side of the boat. The first blonde asked "What are you doing?" The second blo
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Q: What do men and sperm
| Dirty jokes
Q: What do men and sperm have in common? A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
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Miles Dobson was away from home on business
| Marriage jokes
Miles Dobson was away from home on business in another city. When he called home, his wife told him, "Miles, they had your name in the obits today." "What! In the obituary column! That's not only disgraceful but bad journalism. I'll sue 'em." "Tell me, Miles," his wife asked tremulously, "wh
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Customer: "I'm running Windows '95."
| Computer jokes
Customer: "I'm running Windows '95." Tech: "Yes." Customer: "My computer isn't working now." Tech: "Yes, you said that."
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Two aliens landed
| Space jokes
Two aliens landed in the remote countryside and went walking from the flying saucer along a narrow lane. The first thing they saw was a red pillar box. `Take us to your leader,' said the first alien. `Don't waste time talking to him. Can't you see he's only a child?' said the second alien.
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Q: What’s the best place to photograph Clinton Administration officials? A: A police lineup.