Q: What kind of jewelry does Hillary look best

What is small, furry and brilliant at sword

| Mouse jokes

What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights ? A mouseketeer !

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How do thunderstorms invest their

| Money jokes

How do thunderstorms invest their money? -In a combination of liquid assets and frozen assets'

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The doctor comes to see his heart

| Accountant jokes

The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient. "This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to choose from for your new heart." The patient is pleased. He asks, "What were their jobs?" "One was a teacher and the other was an accountant." "I'll take the accountant

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I used to not get on with my

| Humor jokes

I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few months I've developed quite an attachment for her. It goes over her head and a strap comes down under her chin to keep her mouth shut!

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Why did the elephant

| Elephant jokes

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ? So he could hide in the cherry tree !

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Q: What kind of jewelry does Hillary look best in? A: Handcuffs.