Little Mary was not the best
| Dirty jokes
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?" When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin a
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This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It
| Marriage jokes
This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was on this day two years ago that I lost my dear wife and children. I'll never forget that game of cards...
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What do you know when you see three
| Mental health jokes
What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats? You know you need a psychiatrist!
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How many architects does it take to change a
| Humor jokes
How many architects does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.
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Why don't dinosaurs take ballet
| Dinosaur jokes
Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons? They outgrew their leotards.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician? A: Chelsea.