Brother: Did you put the cat out ? Sister: Why, is it on fire ?
Category: Cat jokes
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me… They must be Gods! A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me… I must be a God!
Q: What do you call a cat when he first wakes up
Q: What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock? – A: Catsup!
Q: Why do cats eat fur balls? – A: Because they
Q: Why do cats eat fur balls? – A: Because they love a good gag!
Q: What do you call it when a cat stops? –
Q: What do you call it when a cat stops? – A: A paws!
Q: Why did the mother cat put stamps on her
Q: Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens? – A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.
Q: How do cats buy things? – A: From a
Q: How do cats buy things? – A: From a cat-alogue!
Q: What kind of
Q: What kind of cats lay around the house? – A: Car-pets!
Q: What kind
Q: What kind of work does a weak cat do? – A: Light mouse work.
Q: What’s a cat’s second favorite food? – A:
Q: What’s a cat’s second favorite food? – A: Spa-catti!