Q: How do cats buy things? – A: From a

Q: Why do women have tits?

| Dirty jokes

Q: Why do women have tits? A: So men will talk to them.

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Yo mamma's so fat she had her ears

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mamma's so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.

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Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a

| Dog jokes

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard? They're all paws.

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An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert

| Humor jokes

An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy. After examining it, he called the curator of a prestigious natural-history museum. "I've just discovered a 3,000 year-old mummy of a man who died of heart failure!" the excited scientist exc

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A blonde bought a brand new car and decided

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A blonde bought a brand new car and decided to drive down from some place far off, to meet this friend. She reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, she decided to return, and called up her mother to expect her in the evening. But she didn't reach home in the evening and

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Q: How do cats buy things? – A: From a cat-alogue!