What did the jack say to the car? “Can I give you a lift?”
Category: Car and train jokes
Why is an old car like a baby
Why is an old car like a baby playing? Because it goes with a rattle.
What song does a car radio play?
What song does a car radio play? A cartoon (car, tune).
What did one car muffler say to the
What did one car muffler say to the other car muffler? “Am I exhausted!”
Teacher: “Who built the first American
Teacher: “Who built the first American car?” Student: “Me Pilgrims.” Teacher: “The Pilgrims?” Student: “Yeah, they made the Mayflower Compact.”
What do you call a pig who’s been
What do you call a pig who’s been arrested for dangerous driving ? A road hog !
Auntie Gladys
Auntie Gladys bought herself a new rear-engine continental car. She took an old friend for a spin, but after only half a mile, the car broke down. Both women got out and opened up the front of the car. ‘Oh, Gladys,’ said her friend, ‘you’ve lost your engine! ‘Never mind dear,’ said auntie. ‘I’ve got a spare one in the trunk.
Why did your sister refuse the gift of a
Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ? Because she’d never be able to learn the language
Brother: How do you top a car
Brother: How do you top a car ? Sister: Tep on the brake, tupid.
Who drives away all
Who drives away all his customers ? A taxi driver.