Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver? A: She missed the Earth!
Category: Blonde jokes
Q: How do you confuse a
Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.
Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police
Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A: She saw “911” on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q: Why did the blonde drive
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A: To turn the blinker off.
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
Q: What does a blonde owl say?
Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what?’
Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have
Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common? A: They both have black roots.
Q: How do you get a blond
Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree? A: Wave’
Q: Why was the blondes’
Q: Why was the blondes’ belly button sore ? A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.
Q: What do blonds
Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common? A: They both wriggle when you eat them.