Q: What do blonds

First Witch: I like your toad.

| Face jokes

First Witch: I like your toad. He always has such a nice expression on his face. Second Witch: It's because he's a hoptimist.

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Walking through Chinatown, a tourist

| Travel and tourist jokes

Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners. He turns a corner and sees a building with the sign, "Hans Olaffsen's Laundry." "Hans Olaffsen?", he muses. "How in hell does that fit in here?" So he walks into the shop and sees an old

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Where is Dracula's American office?

| Vampire jokes

Where is Dracula's American office? The Vampire State Building.

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Why do programmers always get Christmas and

| Computer jokes

Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up? Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

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Doctor: Did you know

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body? Larry: Shhh, doctor! There are three dogs outside in the waiting room!

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Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common? A: They both wriggle when you eat them.