What do you do if you see a blue banana? Try to cheer it up.
Category: Banana jokes
They’re not going to grow bananas any
They’re not going to grow bananas any longer. Really? Why not? Because they’re long enough already.
The last time I saw a face like
The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana.
Why did the banana go out with the
Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn’t find a date.
Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn’t find a date.
How can you tell the difference between a
How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can’t, it’s either a monster or a giant banana.
Mandy: Our teacher went on a
Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet. Andy: Did she lose weight? Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees well!
Tom: What did the banana say to
Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant? Nick: I don’t know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can’t talk.
Time flies like an
Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
How do you catch King Kong?
How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.