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| Ethnic jokes

Q: How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None-there weren't any light bulbs in the 13th century.

| Bird jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls (bagels, get it?).

| Blonde jokes

Q. What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear? A. "Thanks for the refill!"

| Dance jokes

What is a duck's favorite dance ? The quackstep !

| Burger jokes

Which is the meat patties' least favourite day of the week? Fry-day!

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can’t, it’s either a monster or a giant banana.