What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don’t? Depreciation.
Category: Accountant jokes
Conversation between two accountants at a
Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party: “…….and ninthly…”
The accountant’s prayer: Lord, help me be
The accountant’s prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eastern Daylight Saving Time.
What does an accountant say when
What does an accountant say when you ask him the time? It’s 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait – 13 seconds, no wait – 14 seconds, no wait……
What’s the most wicked thing a
What’s the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do? Go into town and gang-audit someone.
What’s the most wicked thing a group of
What’s the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do? Go into town and gang-audit someone.
How do you drive an accountant completely
How do you drive an accountant completely insane? Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.
What’s an accountant’s idea of trashing
What’s an accountant’s idea of trashing his hotel room? Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.
What’s the definition of unlikely?
What’s the definition of unlikely? A photo-spread in Playboy titled ‘The World’s Top Accountants – Nude!.
What do you call an accountant who is seen
What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone? Popular’