How can you get a set of teeth put in for
| Teeth jokes
How can you get a set of teeth put in for free? Smack a monster.
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A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting
| Sport jokes
A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. Engineer: What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes! Doctor: I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude! Pastor: Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a wo
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Why do elephants prefer peanuts to
| Elephant jokes
Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar? Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.
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How many cashiers does it take
| Humor jokes
How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb? "Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill."
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What is posthumous work ?
| Dead and dying jokes
What is posthumous work ? Something written by someone after they are dead !
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Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party: “…….and ninthly…”