What does CPA stand for? Can’t Produce Anything
Category: Accountant jokes
What would Economics be without
What would Economics be without assumptions? Accounting’
How do you know when an
How do you know when an accountant’s on holidays? He doesn’t wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.
Why do accountants get excited on
Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays? They can wear casual clothes to work’
When do
When do accountants laugh out loud? When somebody asks for a raise’
How can you tell when the Chief Accountant
How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft? When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No’
What do you call an accountant without a
What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet? Lost’
There are three kinds of
There are three kinds of accountants in the world. Those who can count and those who can’t.
How do you know accountants have no
How do you know accountants have no imagination? They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.
What does it mean when an accountant is
What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth? His desk is level’