Where is Dracula's American office?
| Vampire jokes
Where is Dracula's American office? The Vampire State Building.
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What is the hottest part of a
| Face jokes
What is the hottest part of a man's face? His sideburns.
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Q. What kind
| Religious jokes
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. 2 Cor. 48 describes going out in service in a Volkswagen Beetle: "We are pressed in every way, but not cramped beyond movement."
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Who rode a dog and was a confederate general
| Insect jokes
Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War ? Robert E Flea !
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A little girl was playing in the garden when
| Children jokes
A little girl was playing in the garden when she spied two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked. "That's a daddy long legs," her father answered. "So, the other one is
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This executive was interviewing a nervous young blonde women for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, “If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?” The blonde quickly responded, “The living one.”